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I'm nutty. My friends are nutty. So when nutty things are said, they must be documented so that all can know how nutty we all really are!

Let the Out-Of-Context Fun Begin!

• John: Quick! Channel 5! Homer is eating Cheese
  Heather: Oops, I guess I missed it
  John: No worries, Homer will eat cheese again.
• "I guess the Lamb's Blood Worked, then" - My dad, hearing I didn't get laid off.
• "If it works, then we have done something terribly wrong" - Pratap, my coworker
• "I just want to lay in a tub of cold goo." - Sue
• John: Heather, how art thou?
  Heather: I art good!
• "I'm gonna pee in my pants and then it's going to freeze!" - Sue laughing while walking her car in really really really cold weather
• "Your cube is where Hardware goes to DIE" - John
• Playing tennis:
  "I broke your serve" - Me
  "Can I have another one?" - Dave
• Most of the time you happen to smell nice!" - Dave
• "The moon is so pretty! I have a wedgie." - Suzanne @ Great Adventure
• Dan playing Smash Bros:
  "Feel My Wrath!"
  {dan's character gets killed}
  "f'***in' wrath....."
• "Hey, what's that!? Ohhh.. it's my hair" - Shauna
• "Snacks are people too!" - Ken
• "Hey, where's my arm?" - Shauna
• "You say neurotic like it's a bad thing!" - Heather :-)
• byraxon (6:18:28 PM): anything later than ate is pushing it
• "Time Fries!" - Bi :-)
• "This is the second time I've drinken alcohol this semester" - Pat, after scoring a 630 on the GRE Verbal
• "I feel like drawing with Crayons" - Samantha's reaction to hearing Stravinsky's "Rite of Spring"
• "Mike Wazowski has such amazing eyes!" - Samantha
  "..EYE.." - Heather & Dave together
• "Woah! Woah! Early Discharge!" - Dr. Perry (Orchestra Professor)
• "That piece will help me to count muchly" - Shauna in reference to the Vivaldi Violin Trio we were playing.
• "He may be an asshole, but at least he doesn't EAT people." - Dave explaining why the character of The Duke in Moulin Rouge should NOT Be compared to Hannibal Lechter from Silence of the Lambs
• "I have three breasts" - Samantha, in reference to her leftover chicken.
• "Once you go Norwegian, you never go back" - Heather
• Bi Learns a New Word:
  "Screwing means they're having sex." - Kami
  "Screwing? How do you spell that?" - Bi (taking in all the "English" she can!)
• "I hope Ken can come so we can have a foursome." - Pat in reference to a pending tennis match.
• "You Obviously Don't have the ears to see what I'm talking about." - Pat
• Discussing the "American Idol" Finalists:
  VaderDawsn: but kelly does have way more talent than britney spears
  selenus05: so does a can of tuna
• "That thing makes a lot of noisies?" - Bi, responding to Heather complaining about the air conditioner generator outside her window.
• "I Played U.T. and talked to Pat... that's pretty brainless." - Samantha in response to Heather's suggestion that doing something brainless before you go to bed may help you ease your mind into a good night's sleep.
• "You don't need to stick out your crotch to say 'soothing' " - Heather
• Smash Brothers Melee Mayhem :
  "Try out your yellow stick" - Cindy
  "I have trouble getting Link up" - Samantha
  "I can't suck him in!" - Pat
• Bowling fun:
  "It has to be hard and right down the middle" - Heather
  "When I throw it Hard, I can't control it!" - Dave
• "There is no escape from my mucus" - Samantha, discussing her allergy issues
• "Ahh! There's a hole there!" - Pat, suddenly noticing a hole in an inopportune place on his pants
• "But I'm not Wearing Pants!!" - Donna
• "God is one sylable. You can be God." - Dan
• "That way in a thousand years, religious wars will be fought over peanut butter." - Pat, describing his new 'religion'
• "Spit Me Out, you bastard!" - Pat, playing Smash Bros. 3/02/02 11:26PM
• Gubernatorial45 (9:27:57 PM): you rock!
  Violina23 (9:28:05 PM): I know :-)
  Gubernatorial45 (9:28:08 PM): a goddess in my book o' fame ;-)
  Violina23 (9:28:17 PM): oooh, can I quote you on that? ;-)
• "You'd look pretty, even if you weren't sleep deprived" - Dave, trying to be cute
• "This couldn't POSSIBLY be a Disney Movie" - Samantha in response to a pending movie preview that is to contain 'mild crude humor'. The next image on the screen was the Walt Disney Pictures logo.
• "We've already established that I need a man and she needs a woman. No! I need a woman, damn it. Not a man, a woman!" - Pat
• "Oooooh! Onion Ring!" - Me, playing Bubble Bobble on the good old NES.
• "I want my pancakes!" - Shauna
• "I like the way you skate..." - Samantha to US Figure Skating Champion, Timothy Goebel
• "Suspense is the Key to Success" - Jessica
• "Get the phone so they stop calling!" - Samantha at 4AM
• "I have a tendancy to bring the conversation back to myself - Case in Point" - Dave
• *Dr. Perry (Orchestra Professor) discusses some music between rehearsal letters 'N and M'*
  Heather: "Okay... I've found N... now where's M...." *scans foward in music*
  Shauna: "Ummm.. Heather... doesn't M come BEFORE N?"
• "You guys are existential whores" - Samantha
• "You funny!" - Jessica & Me
• "I reiterate my poop" - Amy
• *singing* "It's the circle of life... and it moons us all!" - little girl at the beach
• "I'd pat you on the head condescendingly, but I'm busy" - Amy
• "I've been wetting myself for the past 10 minutes!" - Amy
• "I don't trust nice girls with sticks" - Dave
• "glad to ehjar you are opffficailly jkoping VI" - Samantha over IM
• Playing Smash Brothers:
  Rich: Hey, there was supposed to be a turtle there
  Dan: The turtle went AWAY. The turtle laughs at you. The turtle says 'Ha ha...' *Rich kills Dan* '.. ouch'
• "I've got armored boobs, so HA!" - Dan playing Soul Caliber II
• *innocently* "Wipe me?" - Samantha
• "Now, be quiet and watch the strippers!" -Samantha (watching RENT)
• "I'm Heather the Helper Monkey!" - Me
• Heather: I thought you like evil
  Dan: But only when I'm it!
• "Heather's on my side which makes me right! So HA!" - Amy
• "I'm saving myself for Donny Osmond" - Amy
• "Amy, you lost a toe" - Heather
  "Which one?" - Amy
• Heather: are you having a productive day?
  Jessica: of course.. i added the phrase "food porn" to my repertoire